The Mom Pant

This post is brought to you by The Mom Pant®.

Okay so technically I made that phrase up, it’s not actually registered as a thing and no one is paying me to talk about these pants. But you need to know about these pants. In fact,  as of last Thursday, before I discovered these part joggers / part leggings / part sweatpants, they were just regular pants on a website. In fact, I’d bet that you would scroll right past them online or in person you wouldn’t have even noticed their magic. Sure they just look like normal black leggings. But they are so much more than that. And you know what? It’s okay that you’d ignore them because it’s not your job to notice. That’s my job. I am here to find the best things ever and tell you about it. It’s my favorite job in the world finding the magic in the mundane. I’m like the friend in elementary whose house has a pool. You just want me for my pool, or in this case my cool mom pants. And I’m 100% okay with that.

First off, you don’t have to be a mom to love these pants. They are an equal opportunity pant, so don’t think that mommin’ is the requirement to wear them. But let me tell you why they are the BEST mom pants ever. THEY HAVE POCKETS. It seems so simple, but if you’re a mom, you know exactly why this is amazing. You basically always need a pocket. For a paci, a bottle, a burp cloth, something weird and wet your kid handed you, your phone when you’re trying to hide it from tiny hands, etc and etc. People think that fanny packs were a bad time in fashion, no, no. That was out of necessity — they were made by mom’s who didn’t have enough pockets so they had to make waist bags. Luckily it’s 2018 and LOFT has given us cargo pockets on sweat-pant like jogger leggings. If that’s not a description of a pant that I want to wear all day, every day then I don’t know what is. They are so, so soft but structured enough that you can wear them out and about or on the couch. Plus they are black — you say chic, I say stain-hider. You can find the pants here and my fit info below!

If you act now you can get these puppies for 40% off. This is starting to sound like an infomercial. The Mom Pants® for The Mom Bod® — okay, that one I actually am registering.