What you are about to see is real. The pictures below have no pizzazz, glamour or makeup and have not been retouched. Just a tee shirt and a skirt. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and unshowered.

Over the weekend I did 3 things: 1) showered once 2) watched 4 movies and 3) realized that when you add an “i” to the end of “weekend” you basically get a tiny Kendi and a new title for weekend outfits.

When I woke up yesterday morning, I knew that it was not going to be a shower day. (And by no shower day I don’t mean it was a bath day either. Just so we are clear — there was zero hygienic acts against my body or hair yesterday.) We had nowhere to go except for the grocery store and I have no qualms about showing up to the grocery store in this. So a tee shirt and a knit skirt was my outfit of choice.

Excuse my influx of posts over the last few days. As you can tell, I’m ready to finish up my 30 for 30 challenge and move on to the lonely contents of my closet. Bryan keeps finding me just staring at the other end of my closet with lustful eyes. I tried an outfit on the other day (in preparation for when I can wear my other things) and Bryan said it was weird to see me in different clothes. I now have a new appreciation for my old things. Mission accomplished. Now can I have my credit cards back?

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/05514791600926240412 TijanaB

    LOL @ Weeekendi! That's awesome.

    Just discovered your blog last week and I am absolutely loving it! Actually both blogs, you have great writing.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/08893049810302661681 Vanessa

    Your weekend outfit is pretty much me 95% of the time, haha. Lazy days are great, but comfy outfits are the best!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/09317940164786731720 myedit

    Damn I thought I would be your first…comment.
    Oh well…
    Thanks for sharing your unshoweredness on your blog. And weekendi? Genius.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/09831157320202339581 upatreecupatea

    you brighten my day!
    I can always trust your blog to make me laugh :)


  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/03882596439110061970 Emily

    Thanks for making me laugh! I love your posts. :)

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/15671097370351614671 Meek

    I got a little concerned when I first started reading your post and then I saw the photos, you look great! wish I could rock the no shower look like you can 😛

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/08347100311984921620 Alyssa

    Well, I really like the casualness of this outfit! Your purse and shoes are especially stylish and they match great. ! :)

    Don't be afraid to show us yer bummin' days… reminds me that not EVERYONE looks like a million bucks every day! Although your 'no pizzazz' day looks like my 'pizzazz' day… ha ha ha ;]

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/08347100311984921620 Alyssa

    Oh and I almost forgot—LOVE the alice in wonderland mural in the background!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/07398344072220249905 Little Ocean Annie

    hehe, give that girl her credit card! You look great, but mostly I love the title of this post. and that's mostly because I like to sneak my name into words and don't feel so weird when others do it, too! I do it annietime, anniewhere I can! You should try it more often.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/05088173471960294467 Kathryn

    You can make something so simple look so chic. I wish I had your power!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/07113599692927851843 Lexie, Little Boat

    i love that linen skirt. also no shower kendi is way way better than no shower lexie.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/05456029512237683411 Melanie

    Your humor makes me laugh every day. So, thanks!! And even with no make-up/shower you look put together? How do you do it? Impressive!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/07402258286084034412 Celine

    HA you're funny. You still look adorable, just for the record. I'm excited for you to start wearing other clothes too! I bet you're going to have all sorts of great ideas…since they've been brewing in that head of yours for a while with nowhere to go. :)


  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/02292910347965825864 SWF_Terra

    Oh I am emphatic that showers are overrated on the weekends. Totally unnecessary unless you're going to a wedding or you've sweat profusely and/or smell. You look adorable, natural and very, very weekend.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/15456807208005444329 jen lainy

    Oh sorry, i got distracted by ugly people at wal-mart for a minute. Now I will say my comment…you look just dandy and i'm glad to know that i'm not the only one who doesn't shower every day (especially on weekends) and goes to the store not looking like I got off the runway. Either way i'm sure you always look fab!!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/10411190289961376267 Melanie

    I laughed out loud at Weekendi, haha. So good. I love your gladiators. I've been trying to figure how how to wear the ones I just bought… thanks for the idea!

    Unravelled Threads
    Don't forget to enter my custom elastic waistband skirt giveaway!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/05316749500678318719 Sal

    Ach, you dirty girl! Kidding, of course.

    You look marvelously comfy, and impeccably chic, as always. Showered or no.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/04935572039912318899 Tamara

    I think it's pretty unfair that you can look that good sans a shower AND make-up, you make EVERY look WORK!


  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/09290875375500002589 kjlangford

    I support you in your no shower days. Mainly because I do this on a regular basis. Please, don't tell anyone…

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/14847679157159126195 veronika, tick tock vintage.

    you've done an amazing job at the 30 for 30 challenge! i really should try this.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/08647712888107526524 jesscredible

    It makes me happy knowing I'm not the only one that feels disinclined to do anything of effort when the weekend hits. Such is life!

  • Anonymous

    i only shower every other day. all the time. the end.


  • http://crowdedcloset.wordpress.com/ crowdedcloset

    hahahaha. i love this. its just what we all do!!

    And I am proud that you are almost done your challenge!! You have done and amazing job!! xo, Kim http://www.crowded-closet.com

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/01700861489513811406 Elle Sees

    You're totes cute, sans makeup or with. Nice to see you're a real human who actually bums around on the weekends like the rest of us!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/10767171745320881379 Rachael

    Dang… You're darling in your off-days too!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/04088472827916702085 Ashley J

    Yay…I hate showering over the weekends!!! Did I just admit that…


  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/10196916017614757144 Morgan and Lua

    Love this look, sometimes it's nice to be laid back


  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/02142398462068516943 Krameymartin

    Very urban chic! I love that tee, I might have to snatch one!

  • http://www.stylememamie.com MamieGirls

    OHMYGOSH! I just got these sandals from target a few days ago and am IN LOVE with them!!! haha!!

    emailed you today! check it out!


    – Amy

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/02849953735750635138 Clare

    Aw, wee Kendi, down days are the best! You still look totally cool and gathered, and I love the subtle color palette.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/15773679464592182806 letterstobetsy

    awesome weekend! very relaxing that is my type of weekend!

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/09817938803692118239 katie

    oh how i wish i could get away with that…

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/10400630230286073081 Jenni

    wow… that's a fantastic representation of my good old home state. hahaha… *sigh*

    You've done a great job making different outfits with the clothes you picked. If i didn't already know I would have been none the wiser this whole time.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/13075751939922027954 Renée T. Bouchard

    I love the mosaics in your pictures. :)

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/07257115753657690249 Leah Harrison

    But you still look super cute, even when you're unwashed and slumming it! I'm jealous, haha. Did you buy that skirt recently (within the last 6 months?) It's super cute.

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/04217017076625610135 Destined For Now

    You're gorgeous! You should never shower if this is the result. :)

  • https://www.blogger.com/profile/11474471134459645296 Elizabeth

    Really enjoying your 30 day outfit mix ups and not spending money. You are almost there! awesome. I love your style.

    What is this location you are shooting at?