Jealous?

{Shop: Skirt, Watch (c/o Fossil), Heels}
And what did I tell you? That I’d be back by this afternoon and here I am. I’m a woman of my word. 
Remember this shirt? I had my mom chop off the sleeves and voila — a new shirt for summer. I guess I’ll have to sew the sleeves back on when it’s fall but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there. Not to make you jealous but my skirt is two sizes too small and it kind of hurts when I sit down. BUT it only cost $6. I don’t mind re-arranging a few internal organs for a cheap skirt.
If you’ve ever wondered what my hair looks like in it’s natural state — here you go. Straight with a random slight bend at the ends. Again not to make you jealous, but my hair bends for exactly 1/2″ at the end with no effort whatsoever. 
(Also, the title should be read like this.)